Russell Crowe is not dead, folks. There's a checklist you should go through before you believe that a celebrity has died. First, check TMZ.com.
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Those crazies over at TMZ reported that Michael Jackson was dead before the doctors even called it at the hospital. They've got insiders EVERYWHERE, and the whole Russell Crowe dead thing isn't even on their radar.
Try People magazine. Don't you think if one of the biggest stars in the world had broken the surely bonds of earth to touch the face of God, People would be on that? Or CNN, for gosh sake. If you've heard a celebrity has died, just check the sources reporting it. If they're news outlets you've never heard of, then it's an internet hoax.
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So, just so you haven't wasted your time reading this post, I've got a funny clip to show you. The guys at South Park to a great send up of Russell Crowe.
